Unmentionable? Sure.
But I'll try to tell you anyway.
The mouth organ is stuck inside my mouth. It is stuck in sideways. The pain is terrible. My eyes water.
Some things you just can't talk about.

Locked in the loo.
Kissing a cold, cold kid.
Being a little squirt.
Burning your behind.

Includes the unmentionable:

  • Ice Maiden
  • Birdman
  • Little Squirt
  • The Harmonica
  • The Velvet Throne
  • Cry Baby
  • Ex Poser
  • Sloppy Jalopy
  • Eyes Knows
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