Quirky Tails! - Early Edition


This is an original early edition of Quirky Tails and some people may remember the cover.  We have a limited number of these books available that have come out of the archives.  Please note that there may be some browning on one or more edges of the book or inside a cover.  Unfortunately the recent edition of this book is now out of print. 


Paperback:

Size:     11cm x 18cm

ISBN:    0140342680

Publication:  1987


SANTA CLAWS

 'I've never seen anything like it before,' said the hypnotist. 'You say he had a perfectly normal mouth yesterday?'

'Yes,' said Mrs White, looking at the tiny hole in the middle of her son's face. 'A perfectly ordinary mouth just like anyone else. Now look at it. It's so small there is only just enough room to poke in one pea at a time. The only food he can get into his mouth is soup sucked up through a straw. He can't talk, he can't stick out his tongue and he can't eat.'

A squeaky, gobbling noise came out of Sean's little mouth hole.

'What did he say?' asked the hypnotist.

'He said he can't kiss either. He won't be able to kiss his girlfriend.'

Including the quirky tales:

  • Sneeze 'n Coffin
  • Santa Claws
  • A Dozen Bloomin' Roses
  • Tonsil Eye 'Tis
  • Unhappily Ever After
  • Spooks Incorporated
  • The Copy
  • Stuffed
  • No is Yes
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